Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Why I hate sachin Tendulkar?

Everytime the day starts off with the dazzling smile when I dream about sachin..He is the guy who made the whole nation stand on their feet.There are reasons to hate him...These are some to the person who lived her last 16 years in loving him...

1. He always plays a brilliant innings before my exam and hence doesn’t let me study.
2. Every time that I think of becoming an atheist, he gets into the nineties and I have no choice but to pray.
3. Every time I take a resolution not to bite my nails, he gets into the nineties and I am left with no choice but to chew on my nails.
4. He costs way too much on ‘super selector’ but since I have to pick him, the rest of my team gets weakened.
5. During a match, invariably when I want to go to the bathroom, he hits a boundary and hence I have no choice but to sit and watch the replay. Even my father/friends wont allow me to change the sit when Sachin is batting. No one cares about my agony.
6. As soon as I convince myself that God does not exist, he plays a straight drive and proves me wrong.
7. He brings the whole country to a standstill whenever he bats.
8. And the last and the biggest reason why I hate Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar … He is going to retire sometime in the future .. A slightest thought about his retirement brings tears in my eyes .. When he will retire, I feel that my life will come to a complete standstill .. How will I live without watching him on the field, without seeing him scoring tons and tons of runs, without hearing his baby voice .. Uffff , why Sachin why ?? .. Why were you born In India and why did you play cricket ?? .. I just love you so much that we cant see you going ..

As they say, commit all your crime when Sachin is batting, coz even GOD is watching his batting. That he can feel more pain than the youngest team member and the oldest fan, is a fact that deserves a story by itself. But for me, that is enough to forget my pain and stand in unreserved applause for the man who makes me feel more Indian than any other. So true !! Hats off to the master !!

32 comments:

Rising Gladiator said...

Amazing write up!! thanks for writing my feelings in this aswell

V.K. said...

Amazing article....Never thought abt these facts to hate a great man :)....Well done.........:)

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love u Brother,after reading............ur post header,,i want to stop following,,,but reading full post.i take breath..love sachin sir....take care
continue ur posts ..rocking

Ashu said...

"As they say, commit all your crime when Sachin is batting, coz even GOD is watching his batting"

superb line... Nice blog.. Even i started hate sachin after reading ur blog..

rahul said...

Loved it!!

kiran said...

wonderfullllllllllllllllll. just loved it

SANTY said...

Well lot of things said about tendulkar and lot of unsaid facts about him. Simply Superb thats all i wanna say about ur blog...

Mohan Ganesh said...

excellent.....!keep it up......

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Prakash M said...

everything fine..but i wud have the title as "why I luv Sachin Tendulkar?" :) :)

Aravind said...

Great post

KALPESH VEDAK said...

the title makes sense and also it attracts more people to read the blog since there are tons of blogs that talk the greatness of this cricketer

Munish Sharma said...

Excellent thoughts. Now that applies to almost all the cricket fans.

tushar said...

too cool yaar

jignesh said...

Cool post!!
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Joker said...

Sweet write-up :)

Several tips said...

Nice post.

srinivas said...

well expressed ur feeling, simply superb i loved it:) Even i hate sachin now :P

Vincent said...

Hello Akshita,

Came from Twitter and landed here. You write so beautifully but why have you stopped? The last post is almost 9 months ago!

Guna said...

Good blog and Great Article on Sachin... I too HATE HIM

R said...

Tell you what, my secret desire is to see both Arjun Tendulkar and Sachin open the innings for India :)

Punit Gosrani said...

Superbbbb
Cant Express in wrds :-)

Kon ?? said...

very well written !!

Sudarshan Varadhan said...

@ R: now that is the zenith of optimism :D

rEmEsH said...

Hey...i hav seen thz article 6 months ago in www.sachinism.com..in my best of memry,this s written by a gal..

VIB said...

This article shook me up !

from one Crazy Sachin fan to another ... nvr seen a write-up like this
(hey btw .. can I repost this article on FB under Your Blog name only ..)

Sridhar P said...

wonderful..........:)

zeros said...

nice blog good work

mahesh said...

gr8.....no words...sachin is sachin..nothing in this world to compare with him.

drizzlethatsmiles said...

Nice thinking..when love becomes a reason to hate..nice.. ;-)

Santosh Krishna Venuturupalli said...

A nice write up !!

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